.::jstar.net::.: No Zipper?

No Zipper?

The Zipper: A Wonderful Invention
I just had a very strange experience in the restroom at work. The layout of our office area is fairly open and things are well spaced out. The restrooms are located in between two huge cube farms separated by 100ft from where one ends and the next section begins (divided by a huge wall where the restroom resides). Well I walk into the restroom with no one visibly around. I don’t even make it fully to the wall before another man is through the door. Now this in itself must have taken an incredible feat…seeing that no one was in eye sight when I walked in. Perhaps he was dangling from the ceiling or running…either way it’s scary. This Restroom Phantom proceeds to pull up next to me and basically drop his pants. That’s right he doesn’t just open the zipper like most “normal” folks…no no that would be to restricting? Well I quickly aborted my mission and headed for the sink to wash my hands. I noticed at that point that his pants where on the verge of meeting his knees.
Personally I think there should be a law against this. At least if your going to do that use the stall. It’s bad enough that we stand 12in apart while relieving our bodily functions, do we have to drop our pants as well when we have perfectly functioning zippers?

887 days ago |

.::Diddy::. 887 days ago

A few friends and I made a bet at an Orioles game a couple years ago – the loser had to make his way to the urinal in front of hundreds of other men, drop his pants ALL THE WAY to the floor, and pull his shirt way up in the air and over his head before “relieving” himself – like a kindergartener might do. Luckily I didn’t lose, and it was awesome. And people shuddered with unease. So whoever that guy is in your officina, he is indeed a freak.

.::j truitt::. 887 days ago

when ii wear my sweatpants i have to go “over the top” in said manner.

luckily i never wear sweatpants.

.::jstar::. 886 days ago

NOTE TO SELF: never make a bet with Diddy.

truitt I think you could bring the sweatpants back in your stylish fashion.